Forced Intox Phone Sex
Saturday, April 2nd, 2011‘Sup, fuckers! Your girl, Princess NeNe, is back at it again, and damn have I been having fun taking your cheap phone sex calls. You white boys come up with the craziest shit sometimes!
Now, if there’s one thing I love, it’s partying, whether it’s gettin’ wild on the phone with you boys, or finding ways to get crunk with my girls on the streets! I mean, who can say no to a night gettin’ twisted with your crew, gettin’ into all sorts of wild-ass shit? Not me, that’s for sure. And, from what some of y’all have told me, you can’t say no to a good time, either…even if sometimes, you need a bit of prompting to get down and dirty. But that’s why you come to your Princess NeNe for your forced intoxication phone sex calls, ain’t it? You know I’m just the girl to bring out your inner freak with a drink or two…dozen.
Damn, boy, I wanna make you get down and dirty. I see you gettin’ scared, knowing damn well that at this house party I’ve dragged you to, you’re the only vanilla swirl in a sea of dark chocolate. What’s it gonna take to get you to loosen up, huh? Here, take these Jello shots, for starts. And what you mean, you don’t like Jello? Shit, I don’t care if you like it or not–you better take those shots down. Once I got you feelin’ good, I’m gonna take you upstairs to where the *real* party’s at. I got a couple of homies who’re horny as hell, and you’re so drunk, you won’t mind sucking off a BBC or two, right? In fact, you’d LOVE to do it…and that’s just the start of what I have planned for yo’ drunk ass tonight!
See, it’s not so bad when you give all the control to your ebony phone sex princess. It can even be a lot of fun, right? We all gotta go crazy, sometimes. So, when you’re in the mood to stop actin’ like some uptight whiteboy yuppie and wanna get grimy, call Ms. NeNe for a night of forced intoxication and fun!














